(via belgiunn)

rabbiteclair:
“ nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
”

rabbiteclair:

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

(via plantdick88)

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

(via plantdick88)

pinkmanjesse:

i can’t believe every father was born today science is truly amazing

(via percept)

urgently:

me: i think im gonna be sick
mom: that’s because u sit in front of that computer all day
me: my stomach hurts
mom: that’s because u sit in front of that computer all day
me: so many african children are starving to death :(
mom: that’s because u sit in front of that computer all day
kid: what
mom: what

(via allteeensrelate)